timeline of our visit to GG's house:
(note: all times are approximate. Please do not hold me responsible for inaccuracies in the timeline, as I tend to shirk responsibility in any and all forms.)
9:30 a.m. - Load the freaks in the car, fill 'er up with gas, proceed to Ant E's house.
10:00 a.m. - Arrive at Ant E's house, play with Little Fella while Ant E gets ready to go.
11:00 a.m. - We're on the road!
11:30 a.m. - It's going to be a great day for swimming in the lake, blue skies and white puffy clouds.
12:00 p.m. - Stuck behind a garbage truck. Eeeeewww, yuck.
12:30 p.m. - We're almost to the lake. Hhhhhmm, a few raindrops on the windshield. Hey, look at those dark clouds overhead!
12:45 p.m. - Yay! We're at the lake! Everyone piles out of the van.
12:46 p.m. - Can we go swimming now?
12:46.5 p.m. - No, let's have lunch first, then we'll go swimming.
12:50 p.m. - Thunder. Then rain. Then heavy rain. We all gobble up veggie burgers and corn-on the-cob. Rain subsides.
1:30 p.m. - Can we go swimming now?
1:30.5 p.m. - Go outside and get your swimsuits out of the van. And hey, while you're out there, listen and see if you hear any thunder, okay?
1:31 p.m. - I hear thunder.
1:33 p.m. - I hear thunder.
1:35 p.m. - Kids drag their stuff inside... So, did you hear any thunder out there?
1:35.5 p.m. - (trying unsuccessfully to hide their evil grins) No, we didn't hear any thunder.
2:00 p.m. - Can we go swimming now?
2:05 p.m. - We head down to the lake. I feel a few raindrops. Distant thunder.
2:06 p.m. - In the lake. Aaaaaah, it feels nice. Distant thunder.
2:10 p.m. - A cold rain begins to fall. Kids don't care. They splash and scream and swim and jump and splash and scream and screamandjumpandscream. We have a lot of fun, even if it is raining off and on. I'm trying to ignore the distant thunder. Little Fella shows off some of his swimming strokes. Little Miss clings to her Momma for dear life.
3:10 p.m. - The mixture of coldish rain and no sunshine is makin' me chilly. I begin the process of begging, I mean asking, no I mean ordering the freaks to get out of the lake.
3:30 p.m. - They finally slither out of the lake and we go inside to visit with GG and Maurice.
3:45 p.m. - 6:00 p.m. - The great-grandparents spoil my freaks with cookies, cake, and ice cream.
6:00 - 6:45 p.m. - Ant E and I begin the long and arduous process of getting all the kids and all their stuff into the van and ready to go.
6:46 p.m. - Wave goodbye to GG and Maurice.
6:48 p.m. - Driving back home, we notice the clouds are clearing. And what's that we see? Sunshine.
6:59 p.m. - The van is making a funny noise.
7:00 p.m. - Scratch that, the van is making a distressing noise.
7:01 p.m. - Losing power rapidly, we turn into a church parking lot which is (blessedly) empty.
7:02 p.m. - I get out of the van and see that the transmission has puked its guts all over the church parking lot. (Actually, I just saw a bunch of red stuff on the ground - my husband later explained what had happened: the transmission puked its guts all over the church parking lot.)
7:03 p.m. - I want my mommy.
7:30 p.m. - GG (who hasn't driven in something like ten years) arrives to rescue us, followed closely by Maurice, who is also there to rescue us since all 7 of us can't fit into one car. We pack everything that was in the van into the great-grandparents' cars, including the car seats for the little ones.
8:00 p.m. - Yay! We're back at GG's house! Little Fella is asleep, everyone else is awake. We eat potato chips and order pizza. While we await the arrival of our respective husbands, Ant E investigates education options for Moops, who wants to be a nurse-midwife when she grows up.
9:00 p.m. - My husband, Big Daddy, arrives. He eats pizza.
9:30 p.m. - Ant E's husband, Uncle D, arrives. He, likewise, eats pizza.
10:00 p.m. - Once again, we begin the long and arduous process of packing all the kids and all their stuff into the car.
10:30 p.m. - We hit the road, leaving KK behind with Ant E since we can't all fit into the BMW.
10:32 p.m. - Little Miss is asleep.
11:50 p.m. - We finally arrive home.
11:52 p.m. - I deposit Little Miss, who is still asleep, into bed. Simultaneously, I am informed that the dogs have chewed up part of the door frame to the laundry room door in their (successful) attempt to escape their day-long confinement. They also left a few messes for me to attend to. But luckily it wasn't nearly as bad as what Clyde did last Christmas.
1:00 a.m. - I finally make a graceful crash-landing into bed, where I have a nightmare that makes the van disaster seem like a picnic. I dreamt that my washing machine died! Oh, horror of horrors! I was so glad to wake up.